Okay, I actually find this one useful. A self stirring mug!
That's right, folks. We are even providing mints for those that will eat us. Or perhaps this is a prevention tactic some are using. If someone who is of the undead is telling you they are craving brains, just whip this sucker out and you will live another day.
Don't want to leave the vampire lovers out. That's right folks, pass on your creepy obsession to your babies.
I might get this for my boyfriend. He made a power-point of bacon when he was in seventh grade. Listen, I appreciate bacon as much as the next guy, but I don't think I am comfortable enough to start cuddling with a pillow version. I am just not ready for that commitment yet. Oh, in case you were wondering, this jewel costs $20.
You can't have bacon without eggs...or...egg
Sally: Hey Harry?
Harry: Yes Sally?
Sally: What should I get my friend Bob for Christmas?
Harry: Well, Sally what is he like?
Sally: Well, Harry. He misses his childhood, has a sense of adventure, gets cold easily but hates it when he can't use his hands!
Harry: Sally, I have just the solution for you.... listen to me carefully.... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Snuggies!
I had to create a whole section for these lovelies...
Here is something for that special someone who is into ghetto-fabulous things.
Have a friend who is constantly complaining about their lack of 'fierceness?' Slap these babies on them and no one will be able to compete. Nothing says 'friendship' like ridiculous jewelry.
Here is a gift for a friend that loves tea way too much.
This puts a whole new meaning to 'saving your food.'
So folks, there you have it. Why settle for something boring like books or movies, when you can show that you love your family through trashy jewelry and food-obsessed pillows? If you truly love your family, don't you think you should start thinking out of the box?