Deck the Hills

Deck the Hills with blankets and vicks.

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough

Tis the season to be sneazy 

sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze

Don we now our sweats and hoodies 

cough cough cough, sneeze sneeze sneeze, cough cough cough

Troll the ancient songs of sickness. 

sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze, sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze. 

Turn the heat up, it's really cold.

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough 

No, nevermind I'm hot as Texas

Sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze 

Follow me and you'll get sick 

cough cough cough cough cough, cough cough cough cough

Wait, I'll spray with disinfectant

sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze, sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze 

Fast away this weekend passes 

cough cough cough cough cough, cough cough cough cough 

Hail the new week, swollen eyes 

sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze, sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze

 

Now we are coughing all together

Cough cough cough cough cough, cough cough cough

If only we had more sick days off. 

Sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze! 

cough cough cough, sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze! 

Hope you enjoyed the oh, so clever parody (cough, cough). It may not be clever, but it is the song of this household. We seem to be in that time of year when one of us is sick for a week, then the other takes over, and then we have two weeks in between of being healthy. 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. It's hard being married to a teacher.